Dis Raps For Hire Episode 4: Jennifer



"Jennifer" is the fourth installment in the Dis Raps For Hire series. The comment that inspires the video comes from the YouTube user djvapid, against the user's ex-wife.

Comment
"EpicLloyd, I was a combat medic during the Iraq war. I married my highschool sweetheart before I deployed. While I was gone, she moved a fat dude with no job and a kid into my house with her while I unwittingly financially supported both of them. I actually found out about it from her sister when Jennifer (my ex wife) stole several thousand dollars from my bank account and disappeared. She ended up showing up at her family's house with this guy for Thanksgiving." - djvapid

Lyrics
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It's L back with some fresh Dis Raps for you!

I got to rip these fooooools,

'Cause certain things you just don't do; you just don't do!

Jennifer, I'm coming for you with my pens a blazing.

EpicLLOYD has been deployed to pay you for your treason.

What are you thinking? This story is crazy.

I wanna stop rhyming and just be like, "What the fuck, lady?"

And I'm not into hatin' women 'cept these super selfish kind.

I'd sacrifice a slice of brain to give you a piece of my mind!

Plus, Djvapid' patch me up again and I would be fine,

So I could bitch this chick out several thousand times!

I mean, talk about ball and chain; Jen came with a crane!

She's a true home-wrecker, straight earning the name!

I can't believe that's how you'd treat your high school sweetheart!

You go and sleep with some fat deadbeat retard,

While your man is out in the desert somewhere probably getting bombed,

And sewing other fallen soldiers' arms back on!

That's wrong! So shit, ain't this a pisser!

When I got asked to diss her, I was like, "Sir, yes, sir!"

And dude, fuck you, too!

I hope the chick never puts out and your balls turn blue.

Stay out the service, toooooo.

If I was your combat medic, I'd have left you!

I mean, when your own sibling rats you out, you gotta dismiss her.

Sorry DJ, you unwittingly married the wrong sister,

But congrats; if you asked me to find a crazier girl, I couldn't.

Vap's back from Iraq, but he's still dodging bullets!

And it's not your fault, dawg. Sometimes there's nothing you can do

'Cept throw your hands up in the air like that dude from Platoon,

And be like, "Bitch, get out! You're done being my spouse!

So take your new kid and get the hell outta my house!"

And no wonder she showed at Thanksgiving: She's broke for real!

Got two jobless mouths to feed and that free turkey's a meal!

But that's the bed you made, girl; now sleep where you shit,

But set your alarm so you can wake up and work your next double shift!

And that's my point of vieeeeeeeew,

You wanna walk a mile in his shoes, use his army boots!

And it's a golden rulllllle,

If you're gonna cheat, your bad deeds will come haunt you! BOO!

Trivia
This is the first DRFH where any VFX is used.