Dis Raps For Hire Episode 2: Southwest High



"Southwest High" is the second installment in the Dis Raps For Hire series. The comment that inspired the video comes from the YouTube user klojuey671, against the user's rival school, Southwest High School.

Comment
"Fear EpicLloyd I go to South High School and our school's greatest enemy is Southwest High School. Majority of that school are snobby, rich, art white kids that claim they have more diversity then us. At our Soccer saturdays they threw water bottles at me and my friends (all of us girls)-- WITH water in them, then their cheer was "South is Filth" as the Southwest athletics director told us to leave when we talked to some friends at SOUTH'S soccer game. let them know which school is better." - klojuey671

PA announcer:
Attention, students of Southwest High School.

This morning's announcement will be interrupted by the following bitch-slapping:

EpicLLOYD:
Believe the hype! I'll wreck ya life!

It's not a typo; fear EpicLLOYD is right!

Say goodnight! Your plight's right before your eyes!

I bring the gruesome demise of Southwest High!

Man, Dis Raps For Hire 'bout to hurt your school pride!

I recommend you stay inside!

'Cause you'll get battered and slain, shattered and maimed,

You ever cop an attitude again at Soccer Saturday games!

Leave? Could you believe the balls on this prick?

You can direct your mouth to athletically suck my dick!

Man, you rich art snobs can learn it straight from me!

If you're all douchebags, you can't claim diversity!

I'm gonna hurt me some preppy pukes who get churpy!

That's right, filth! Because South keeps it DIRTY!

You heard me? If you get wordy,

We'll stomp you like you tried to break through airport security!

So k-lo, keep your head up. That school's just mad

'Cause Southwest is just South with some added crap!

I'll take the piss outta you punks in the first bottle I find,

Then toss it back at you, but it won't be water in mine!

You'll learn in a hurry which school is better, but don't worry!

Me and my friends won't offend you all: just the majority,

And as our greatest enemy exits this world,

We'll cheer suck it! Sincerely, all of us girls! (Rah!)

Trivia

 * This is the first DRFH where a school/group is dissed.